Great!

I feel paranoid about people watching me and collecting data on my feelings.

http://www.wefeelfine.org/
http://www.ted.com/talks/jonathan_harris_tells_the_web_s_secret_stories.html

People

In an effort to boost my drive towards a more productive lifestyle I have decided to compile a list of people who are more successful than I. Hopefully this will prove to my shattered ego that if these people can make it, then success can't allude me for much longer.

Barack Obama
Susan Sarandon
Aaron Burr
Tony Shalloub
Sigmund and Frued (before the tiger attack thing)
Billy Baldwin

Stunt Blog Day #1

Pros and Cons of Swallowing
My Gum

Pro
Less gum in my spittoon

Con
More gum in my colon

Pro
A feeling of completion. I often find gum to be the ultimate tease. It is just taunting you with the thought of digesting it.

Con
A feeling of choking.

Pro
I not only provide my mouth with fresh breath, but also my esophagus.

Con
I am not able to contribute to such public pieces of artwork as the "gum tree," the underside of a desk, and the back of a person's head.

Pro
Women find peculiarities like this attractive

Con
There are no women in this hell.

Anyone out there who even follows my blog in the slightest is aware of my affiliation with "How to Egregiously Prepare Split Infinitive Soup," a blog written by a delightfully charming Inuit man based out of North Jersey. Well, that very same man called me on a telephone yesterday. For the next month, he will write a blog a day, certainly a daunting task. I encourage all of my followers to head on over to his page and give the man a little support. As for me, I plan on staying tit for breast with him by updating this blog at least once a day. If I do not, I will make the ultimate sacrifice and give up my professional ambitions by closing the blog, burning my diary, and officially retiring my jersey number. The next 32 days will be grueling, exhausting, horrendous, terrifying, grotesque, vomit inducing, and diarrhea, but in the end I am sure I will emerge a hero. No! More the a hero. I shall emerge a God! So I challenge you Eskimo Guy! I challenge you to lose...oh...and I think you are gonna win that challenge relatively easily, because, you are good at losing.

Signing out. TF