Anyone out there who even follows my blog in the slightest is aware of my affiliation with "How to Egregiously Prepare Split Infinitive Soup," a blog written by a delightfully charming Inuit man based out of North Jersey. Well, that very same man called me on a telephone yesterday. For the next month, he will write a blog a day, certainly a daunting task. I encourage all of my followers to head on over to his page and give the man a little support. As for me, I plan on staying tit for breast with him by updating this blog at least once a day. If I do not, I will make the ultimate sacrifice and give up my professional ambitions by closing the blog, burning my diary, and officially retiring my jersey number. The next 32 days will be grueling, exhausting, horrendous, terrifying, grotesque, vomit inducing, and diarrhea, but in the end I am sure I will emerge a hero. No! More the a hero. I shall emerge a God! So I challenge you Eskimo Guy! I challenge you to lose...oh...and I think you are gonna win that challenge relatively easily, because, you are good at losing.

Signing out. TF