Pros and Cons of Swallowing
My Gum
Pro
Less gum in my spittoon
Con
More gum in my colon
Pro
A feeling of completion. I often find gum to be the ultimate tease. It is just taunting you with the thought of digesting it.
Con
A feeling of choking.
Pro
I not only provide my mouth with fresh breath, but also my esophagus.
Con
I am not able to contribute to such public pieces of artwork as the "gum tree," the underside of a desk, and the back of a person's head.
Pro
Women find peculiarities like this attractive
Con
There are no women in this hell.
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It takes seven years for a woman to be digested by your heart.
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